Please don’t beat around the bush. Literally.

Please don’t beat around the bush. Literally.

I need to give myself a fake deadline for when I’m gonna not work out today

"My name is Todd, I’m 22 and a ginger. I swipe right all day, hit me up. I ball 24/7, oh and I found this guy’s picture on google images to put for my first picture and I know I have you all fooled. We’re actually not the same guy…"

tinder swipe left catfish could've fooled me