Please don’t beat around the bush. Literally.
I need to give myself a fake deadline for when I’m gonna not work out today
When someone tries to tell you about the dream they had last night
When you find out your #1 tinder suitor had a girlfriend the whole time
This guy talks a big game
"My name is Todd, I’m 22 and a ginger. I swipe right all day, hit me up. I ball 24/7, oh and I found this guy’s picture on google images to put for my first picture and I know I have you all fooled. We’re actually not the same guy…"
Date nights <3
Playing hard to get