Tinder Thirst
WELCOME TINDERELLAS!

So, you may be asking yourself, why should we all care about this blog dedicated to Tinder? Between Ok Cupid (poor man’s match.com), christianmingle, blackpeoplemeet.com, jewishconnection.com, and the current trend of "catfishing", you might have your hesitations about why this blog is worth reading. But think of it as a means of entertainment, and a way to learn how to be a noncreepy, decently entertaining and charming version of your real-life self who will attract other interwebers.

Tinder is the quintessential representation of our society. We want results, and we want them quickly. With a swipe of a hand from left to right, you can determine who is worthy of your time. With the half-assed attempt of a “tagline”, you can insert a cliche Marilyn Monroe/YOLO quote to reel in your future slampiece. Although it is one of the more superficial social networking apps, It can be whatever side of the intimate spectrum you would like it be: ranging from casual sex to romantic partner.

Maybe you’re just bored on your 45 minute home commute, and you want to virtually flirt with people instead of having the balls to do it at your favorite dive bar on friday night. Either way, you can learn tips about how to not be a flaming douchelord when interacting with the opposite sex. Tinder is not just an app; it teaches us how to filter people out of our life based on very quick first impressions.

So sit back, enjoy our screenshots, and take advice from two objective girls who have seen it all.
When you’re drunk and feel like picking a fight with anyone that’s near you

When you’re drunk and feel like picking a fight with anyone that’s near you


Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?
HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”HADER: "And it’s never been funny."
THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?

HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?
WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”
HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.
WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”
HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.
WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”
HADER: "And it’s never been funny."

THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY To queen b, and to our blog. Two reasons today should be a fucking national holiday. #blessed

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To queen b, and to our blog. Two reasons today should be a fucking national holiday. #blessed

Please don’t beat around the bush. Literally.

Please don’t beat around the bush. Literally.

I need to give myself a fake deadline for when I’m gonna not work out today

Gotta wine and dine a girl first 

Gotta wine and dine a girl first 

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When someone tries to tell you about the dream they had last night

 

When someone tries to tell you about the dream they had last night

When you find out your #1 tinder suitor had a girlfriend the whole time

When you find out your #1 tinder suitor had a girlfriend the whole time

When you’re back on your single grind

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This guy talks a big game

This guy talks a big game